Dear Cow,
I like to laugh at you.
You have a nice set of soft, round, juicy boobs.
You make me think of calcium everytime I see you.
You should stop speak bird language, cuz you are a COW.
Someday I will help you to pump your milk.
You + me = discovery channel "Wild Asia: Sumateran Tigress, Hunting Cows"
If I saw you now I'd smack to your soft, round, juicy twin sisters.
I want to squeeze you.
I would build a 旋转式挤奶机 just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Kelly - Milkshake.
We could drink your milk under the stars.
Love,
Sumatera Smokiest Tigress
(P.S. Mooo M oo mOo MoooO MoOoo mmoOO *our secret Moo-code ;) *)
Oh and I am not going to post this under my notes and see what you write about me.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Bear Bear...(copyright)
Dear BeAr bEaR™,
I must tell you.
You have a nice body that full with hair.
You make me cannot see you everytime I see you.
You should named as Hairy Bear.
Someday I will buy you Mc Flurry becoz you are furry.
You + me = bear + cow?? wtf
If I saw you now I'd scream like seeing a bear.
I want to teach the whole world how to shave so they can help you.
I would build a shaver just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Fergie - Clumsy.
We could eat grass under the stars.
Love,
Your secret admire.
(P.S.I guess you're now regreting posting this letter? hehe......)
Oh and I am not going to post this under my notes and see what you write about me.
I must tell you.
You have a nice body that full with hair.
You make me cannot see you everytime I see you.
You should named as Hairy Bear.
Someday I will buy you Mc Flurry becoz you are furry.
You + me = bear + cow?? wtf
If I saw you now I'd scream like seeing a bear.
I want to teach the whole world how to shave so they can help you.
I would build a shaver just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Fergie - Clumsy.
We could eat grass under the stars.
Love,
Your secret admire.
(P.S.I guess you're now regreting posting this letter? hehe......)
Oh and I am not going to post this under my notes and see what you write about me.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Demo (Joenna Tandijono)
Hello there *
fill in these blanks will you ? :
Dear Joenna,
I really wanted to slap you
You have a nice and soft face to slap.
You make me wanna slap you more.
You should be happy for letting me to write this note.
Someday I will slap you again and again.
You + me = Our child(impossible).
If I saw you now I'd really slap you.
I want to use my everything to slap you.
I would build a slapping Joenna's face society just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Slap
We could slap each other under the stars.
Love,
The one who wants to slap you because you tagged me.
(P.S. Sorry for wrong demonstration but I really dunno how to fill in the blanks well.)
Oh and I am not going to post this under my notes and see what you write about me.
fill in these blanks will you ? :
Dear Joenna,
I really wanted to slap you
You have a nice and soft face to slap.
You make me wanna slap you more.
You should be happy for letting me to write this note.
Someday I will slap you again and again.
You + me = Our child(impossible).
If I saw you now I'd really slap you.
I want to use my everything to slap you.
I would build a slapping Joenna's face society just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Slap
We could slap each other under the stars.
Love,
The one who wants to slap you because you tagged me.
(P.S. Sorry for wrong demonstration but I really dunno how to fill in the blanks well.)
Oh and I am not going to post this under my notes and see what you write about me.
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