Wednesday, March 25, 2009

A Letter To MeiXian

Dear Cow,

I like to laugh at you.

You have a nice set of soft, round, juicy boobs.

You make me think of calcium everytime I see you.

You should stop speak bird language, cuz you are a COW.

Someday I will help you to pump your milk.

You + me = discovery channel "Wild Asia: Sumateran Tigress, Hunting Cows"

If I saw you now I'd smack to your soft, round, juicy twin sisters.

I want to squeeze you.

I would build a 旋转式挤奶机 just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be Kelly - Milkshake.

We could drink your milk under the stars.

Love,
Sumatera Smokiest Tigress

(P.S. Mooo M oo mOo MoooO MoOoo mmoOO *our secret Moo-code ;) *)

Oh and I am not going to post this under my notes and see what you write about me.

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